Billionaires pay millionaires to put a ball into a peach basket, and for some reason, I watch this and think about it more than my actual life’s decisions. I’m a Chicago Bulls fan with occasional Spurs bigamy and/or adultery. Zach Lowe is my sportswriter hero and once commented on a podcast that the vast majority of his fanbase is 25-year old sad, lonely men. Thanks, Zach! I died a little inside that day!