Food & Dining

Follow me as I eat around the town, at places old and new. None of my visits are comped, but if you are an eccentric billionaire, feel free to take care of the bill. I’ll pretty much sell my body for anything. (Editor’s Note: That’s mostly untrue.)

Old School vs. New School Italian: Franco’s Ristorante Battles Bar Siena – September 27, 2016
– why evolution is necessary in the food world

Fusion Food and the Highs and Lows of Cultural Appropriation in Peruvian Cuisine – September 10, 2016
– fusion ambivalence how Peru stands on the cultural crossroads

Actually Good Chinese Food Outside of Chinatown at MingHin’s Loop Location – August 17, 2016
– avian blasphemy and a taste bud attack

Food to Haunt Your Dreams: Incepted by D.C.’s Tail Up Goat – August 11, 2016

Descent into Darkness at the Izakaya at Momotaro – August 8, 2016

Restaurant Restroom Trends and the Dawning of an Enlightened Age – August 7, 2016

Food Mecca III: How to Hit 8 Restaurants and Bars and Not Die – August 2, 2016

Blog: In Memoriam: The Best Restaurants That Didn’t Make It – July 29, 2016

Blog: God or the Belgians Made the Perfect French Fry, Then Everyone Jacked It up – controversial opinions on a platonic fry ideal – July 26, 2016

Restaurant Review: Duck Duck Goat Needs to Goose the Throttle – July 20, 2016 

Restaurant and Bar Review: Corridor Brewery & Provisions – July 14, 2016